Bailey urges players to train

Steve Bailey has been setting a fine example for his team-mates by attending regular rigorous training sessions at Lord's. The net sessions have involved substantial fitness tests, followed by intensive batting coaching analysis under the critical eye of Mark Mason, qualified coach and batting guru.

Insiders report that Bailey has been in fine form, hitting the ball hard and far and that there is little sign of any winter deterioration in his form. He is reported to have said: "I feel its vital to set the right example to other members of my team which is why I have committed myself to this training schedule and urge others also to do so."

But when asked to go on the record, Bailey would only say - "The only practicing I have been doing is how to tuck my bat under my arm as I walk off".

But he was quick to criticise players who report back after the winter unfit. "One or two should be ashamed of themselves," he said. "I don't want to mention names ... well, Chetwode actually ...they should set a better example. I have always prided myself of my personal fitness and hygiene," he added.


Simon Copleston has been following Bailey's lead in the nets. He commented, "Its a great idea. Steve is a fantastic, innovative and inspirational leader. These nets are really helping me work on my technique and I'm hoping for a good season for all." Copleston denied that this blatant brown-nosing had anything to do with reports that he was no longer considered the side's regular opening batsman.

Insiders (well, Simon himself, actually) reported that Copleston has responded positively to early fitness concerns over his damaged knee and that the transfer to using contact lenses has passed without a hitch, so far.

Another making a bid to return to former glories is Rick Johnson, who has shed 20lbs and is reported to be looking to get down to under 13st by the cricket week. "I've cut out food," explained Rick.