Taking it sitting down

As everyone settles back to life at home, there continue to be distressing reports that all is not well in the stool department.

Steve Bailey, who is an expert on such matters, regaled us all in Mumbai with tales of The Bristol Chart and, judging by the industrial quantities of Imodium being gulped down by all and sundry, the chart was the No. 1 reference tool by the end of the trip.

Bailey has now sent us a link to the chart – reproduced here for your benefit. At the last count Henry Watkinson was down to twice and hour, although Pete Hobbs sent a brief message from Australia in which it was clear all is not well down south.